The Virgo character: They have a wonderful sarcastic sense of humour that can cut to the bone. They love to point out mistakes and failings and thrill at the sense of superiority this gives them. They are hypercritical, wry and fussy. Many Virgoans are very lonely people. However their cold, cynical nature and lack of warmth is more than compensated for by their ability to organise. Most people find this pedantic attention to detail a little strange even disturbing. It is! Virgoans are uninspired artists but make great censors, clerks, cleaners and train spotters.

The Virgo Lover: It's best not to fall in love with a Virgo unless you are also a Virgo. Together you'd make a great team and do all those boring things that no one else would dream of doing. Train spotting, stamp collecting and sex are the right order of things.