Star Sign Taurus

The Star Sign Taurus character: They see everything in terms of money or value and cling like leeches to anyone rich or famous. Once they have wealth or status they'll bully their inferiors and wield control with a rod of iron. They hate change and are suspicious of everyone. Fortunately for the rest of us Taureans are generally stupid so they don't usually get very far in life. This may account for their famed resentment of everyone. They are usually very, very fat. They make hopeless diplomats but excellent socialites, bankers or thieves.

The Star Sign Taurus Lover: Taurus make excellent ex-husbands because of their determination never to let the past become the past. In an argument they will remember every detail of your past sins but never their own. They like you to feel inferior.

The year ahead: Try to overcome you pig headed stubbornness and accept the changes that this year brings. People put upon on you in June so get a Cancerian to share the workload..

Famous names: Norman Lamont, The Queen, Paula Yates.

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The Queen: A typical Taurean diplomat

Ruler: Venus, the planet of sex.

Keynotes: The self-indulgent bully who is resentful of everything.

Lucky material: Cheapskate copper, coral and stolen emerald.

Lucky day: Friday

Herbs and plants: Gooseberry, Lentils, Periwinkle.