THE
JACK NICHOLSON OF DOGS
I don't know whether
my dog Patch is psychic
or not but for some inexplicable reason he always
seems 
to
be able to locate his 'doggy friend' wherever
she may be. I knew the dog's owner and we used
to laugh a great deal every time he turned up
at her house if he escaped. But a remarkable thing
happened when my friend moved town. One day Patch
escaped and although having no idea where my friend
had moved to he turned up at her house!
J. H. P. - Fareham
My
wife Jane's dog William is was expert burrower.
One day a neighbour warned us that her pedigree
poodle Twinkle was on heat and please, please could
we make sure that William didn't get out. I saw
William's ears pop up and I'm sure he knew what
we were talking about. Obediently, I converted our
back garden into a small but daunting doggy POW
camp. He escaped. Embarrassed and desperate I managed
to crawl through our neighbour's hedge to call him
back before they came home. There was William laid
next to Twinkle on the cushion and on his back with
both legs in the air. William is an excruciatingly
ugly Jack Russell- but when it comes to the women
he's the Jack Nicholson of dogs.
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