YOUR
PSYCHIC PETS
-put them to the test
Try these specially
designed tests by psychic medium Craig Hamilton-Parker to see if your pet really is psychic.
No pets were mutilated or harmed in these experiments.
TEST
1- PARANORMAL WALKIES
THE OBJECTIVE:
You are going to try and send a telepathic thought
to your pet and see if he gets the message. Before
language was invented mankind may have communicated
entirely by thought. Research indicates that telepathy
works best on an emotional level and when sensations
of all the five senses are involved. So make sure
you let your imagination run riot so that the image
can be more easily sent.
THE EXPERIMENTS:
DOGS: Wait until your dog's fast asleep in
the lounge then take his lead in to your bedroom.
At an agreed time ask your partner or friend to
watch the dog as you sit upstairs holding the lead.
Now you must imagine that you're taking your dog
on a wonderful walk. Imagine the sights, sounds
and smells of the outdoors. See in your mind's eye
that your dog's having a wonderful time. Think the
words "Walkies, walkies, WALKIES!"
A few minutes into the experiment
your accomplice should gently wake your dog.
Score 3 points if he goes upstairs.
Score 2 points if he wanders around the room restlessly.
Score 1 point if he lazily goes back to sleep.
CATS: You can try the same with a cat except take its feeding bowl
into the bedroom. Imagine tucking in to his favourite
food. Imagine the smells, taste and texture of a tasty
salmon steak. Think the words "Dinner, dinner
DINNER!"
Score 3 points if he runs upstairs.
Score 2 points if he brushes against your accomplice's
legs or appears to want feeding.
Score 1 point if there's no reaction.
FISH: You can even try the same experiment with a tank full of
tropical fish and you won't have to leave the room.
Simply look at the tank and imagine that food is falling
from the surface on only one side of the tank. The
opposite side you see as dangerous and hostile.
Score 3 points if a larger
proportion of the fish swim to the target side or
react by kissing the surface.
Score 2 points if only a small proportion of the fish
react.
Score 1 point if the fish swim normally.
TEST
2- SENSING DANGER
THE OBJECTIVE:
Psychic powers may be part of an ancient survival
instinct and animals may sense that certain places
are favourable or hostile. For example it has been
found that swarming bees will invariably choose church
steeples and temple spires to build their nest. It
has been argued that they are aware of the positive
vibrations of these holy places. The next experiment
is designed to test if your pet can be influenced
by hostile signals imprinted onto his favourite treat.
THE EXPERIMENT:
CATS & DOGS:
In a separate room from your pet take out two of his
favourite treats such as chocolate drop. Hold one
of them in your hand and imagine that it tastes dreadful.
Visualise that your pet is being sick. The special
treat is horrid, poisonous. Picture as many terrible
images as you can and as vividly as possible. Do nothing
to the other treat.
Now return to the room where your
pet is located and place both treats in front of him.
Score 3 points if he eats only
the neutral treat.
Score 2 points if he hesitates or chooses the psychically
contaminated treat last
Score 1 point if he gulps both down with relish.
FISH: Divide a small quantity of fish food in half. Psychically
contaminate one half in the same way as the dog or
cat treats. Put the contaminated food in the tank
from the left and the neutral food from the right
at the same time.
Score 3 points if the fish
feed only on the right.
Score 2 points if the majority feed from the right.
Score 1 point if the fish feed indiscriminately.
TEST
3: ANTICIPATING YOUR INTENT
THE OBJECTIVE:
Many people notice that their pets are aware when
you are due to come home. They scratch the door or
sit in the window waiting your arrival with anticipation.
It has been argued that animals have an internal clock
and instinctively know when it's time for you to arrive
from work for instance. To prove that their awareness
is more than habit we have to catch our pets out.
In this experiment we'll test if your pet is responding
to your intent.
THE EXPERIMENT:
CATS & DOGS:
Wave a delicious treat under your pet's nose. Make
a great fuss, but don't let him have any. Now leave
the house for a short walk taking the treat with you.
Your cat or dog will eagerly await your return. While
you're away your friend or partner must observe your
pet and make an exact note of the times they look
out the window or check the door.
Try and think of something else
as you take your stroll. As soon as you make the decision
to return home, vividly imagine that you are giving
your pet his treat. Make a careful note of the time
of your decision to return.
When you get back compare notes.
Score 3 points if your pet
responded at the exact time of your decision to return.
Score 2 points if the pet's reactions increased after
this time.
Score 1 point if there was only a reaction when you
were within earshot of the house.
FISH: Walk towards your tropical fish tank and watch the fishes
reaction. Do the same again and carry the food but
have absolutely no intention to feed them. Again watch
the fishes reaction. Finally walk towards the tank
and feed the fish.
Score 3 points if the fish
reacted only just before you actually fed them
Score 2 points if they reacted when you carried the
food and just before you fed them
Score 1 points if there was no reaction.
HOW
DID YOU AND YOUR PET SCORE?
7
- 9 points- The bonding between you and your pets
is so strong that you have a psychic empathy. It's
uncanny!
4 - 6 points- You're in tune with your pets but
one of you isn't psychic. Keep trying.
3 points- Neither you or your pet is psychic. You
must both be barking mad to try these experiments.
