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 PHRENOLOGY
is a theory which claims to be able to determine character,
personality traits, and criminality on the basis of
the shape of the head (reading "bumps").
Developed by German physician Franz Joseph Gall around
1800, and very popular in the 19th century, it is
now discredited as a pseudoscience. I also have serious
doubts as to whether Phrenology has any credibility
but that didn't stop me from writing this fun article
for the Sunday Mirror! This page is based on real
phrenology but with a slight twist by your truly.
According to psychic author and researcher, Craig
Hamilton-Parker, the shape of the skull indicates
how sexy you are and says a lot about your relationships.
Mind-blowing sexual powers may be more to do with
the shape your skull than what's inside it. And your
bumps can reveal even more.
Sexual Phrenology is the technique of assessing
the nature of a person from the shape of their head.
And it will show you what kind of lover YOU are.
Austrian born doctor Franz Joseph Gall (1758-1828)
was the first to investigate the link between head
shape and personality. His theories spread to England
during the Victorian era. Many of Dr Gall's discoveries
were considered far too shocking to reveal at the
time.
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Now, at last, I am able to divulge Sexual Phrenology's
sizzling secrets.
Phrenology divides the human head into 42 areas called
the organs. The illustration shows the main areas
with the sexy parts highlighted in red. Bumps on any
of these organs indicate passions. Try feeling your
partners bumps to see if have loving qualities such
as an bump for the organ of generosity, rhythm, humour
etc. Once you've found the bump, consult my at-a-glance
chart to discover what they say about your sex drive.....
I have identified the most passionate spots as located
at the very back of the skull on either side. I call
these the "passion bumps"- which indicates
sexual appetite. Less serious phrenologists call these
the bonking bumps.
If you, or better still, or your partner have these
bumps located in AREA 1 on the photograph you are
a highly sexual person.
Interestingly the Japanese have been aware of this
for centuries and believe that if you kiss the area
just below this on the back of your partner's neck
it gives an extraordinary sensation and can throw
them into a wild sexual frenzy. Some sexologists now
call this the Japanese spot or J spot.
Commission
a news feature
from Craig Hamilton-Parker
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