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What
Happens when your relationship with your
Taurus Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Taurus Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Taurus and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Taurus
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
TAURUS
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
The
Taurus Personality: They see everything in terms of
money or value and cling like leeches to anyone rich or
famous. Once they have wealth or status they'll bully their
inferiors and wield control with a rod of iron. They hate
change and are suspicious of everyone. Fortunately for the
rest of us Taureans are generally stupid so they don't usually
get very far in life. This may account for their famed resentment
of everyone. They are usually very, very fat. They make
hopeless diplomats but excellent socialites, bankers or
thieves.
The
Taurus Lover: Taurus make excellent ex-husbands because
of their determination never to let the past become the
past. In an argument they will remember every detail of
your past sins but never their own. They like you to feel
inferior.
Taurus
Year Ahead: Try to overcome you pig headed stubbornness
and accept the changes that this year brings. People put
upon on you in June so get a Cancerian to share the workload.
Famous
Taurus Personalities: Norman Lamont, The Queen, Paula
Yates..

The Queen: A typical Taurean hanger on.
Ruler:
Venus,
the planet of sex
Keynotes: The
self-indulgent bully who is resentful of everything.
Lucky material: Copper,
coral and emerald.
Lucky day: Friday
Herbs and plants: Gooseberry,
Lentils, Periwinkle.
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