Scorpio Horoscope

October 23 - November 21

SCORPIO - The Scorpion

Ruler: Pluto - symbol of unconsciousness
Pluto was the god of the Underworld is associated with the problems of its time of discovery in 1930- authoritarian governments, war, gangsters and unstable economics. It also governs death, hidden truths, secrets and great power. Its influence primarily affects world events and collective values.

Ruler: Pluto, the planet of cartoon characters.
Keynotes: This secretive and ruthless person is sex obsessed..
Lucky material: Razor sharp steel..
Lucky day: Tuesday
Herbs and plants: Cactus, bramble and seaweed.

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The Scorpio character: The Scorpio will stop at nothing to fulfil their desires. They are power-hungry, domineering and ruthless. But apart from these good qualities the Scorpio can also be very jealous. If you are proud of an accomplishment they will take great pleasure in demoralising you and will undermine your success. Obsession with sex is of course their greatest interest. It's easy to fall in love with them but, like a praying mantis, they will destroy you when it's all over. Scorpios are hopeless as care assistants but they are excellent prostitutes, inquisitors and interrogators.

The Scorpio Lover: The Scorpio lover is greedy and intense and takes no interest in his partner's satisfaction. They are completely amoral and display no tenderness or affection. They will sleep with anybody.

The year ahead: Jupiter in your sign indicates that you can take advantage of someone else's good luck. Grab what you can while you can.

Famous names: Mata-Hari, Admiral Nelson,  Hillary Clinton.

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23 October - 21 November

Scorpios are intense and passionate with a love of mystery and secrets. They get as much pleasure wondering what’s inside the box as they do opening it. Scorpio women like sexy presents such as lingerie or exotic perfumes. (Scorpio men are most likely to give these as presents) Scorpio is a water sign ruled by Pluto and Mars. Their designated colours are blue-green and red but their birthstone is Turquoise. Scorpio’s are also very mystical people so a set or Tarot Cards, some Rune Stones or a book of dream meanings would appeal to their mysterious side. Scorpios also love water and especially the sea so anything with a nautical theme may delight them.

Scorpio Astrogifts: Lingerie. (But make sure you give it under the mistletoe). Shells. A crystal ball. Anything sporty. A mystery novel.

CELEBRITY SCORPIO: John Cleese, Julia Roberts, Hillary Clinton.

Water
Water signs: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Water rules the emotions so you use fashion to describe the way you feel. You dress to express. Sometimes you enjoy sentimental themes but catch you in a bad mood and your clothes will say 'keep away'.

DATING SCORPIO
WHAT THEY WEAR
23 October - 21 November

Your astro-fashion rating: «««

Scorpios are intense and passionate with a love of mystery. You like slinky clothes of deep shades that reflect your love of dark secrets. Sizzling Scorpio wears clothes that are so sexy it set men's pulses racing. The passionate colour red symbolises perfectly your intense simmering sexuality. You look sexy and feel sexy in exotic night ware. You are a water sign ruled by Pluto and Mars and your colours are blue-green and red. Sexy looking clothes worn by a Scorpio lover are a sure sign of a steamy night ahead for know that Scorpio  mean business. For you clothes are perhaps an unnecessary social grace designed for the shy. With a sexy Scorpio as a lover who needs clothes?

CELEBRITY SCORPIO: John Cleese, Julia Roberts, Hillary Clinton.

Joan Sutherland, Pablo Picasso, Chiang Kai-Shek, Robert Louis Stevenson, Marie Antoinette, Martin Luther, Bobby Kennedy, Marie Curie, Richard Burton, Petula Clark, Billy Graham, Rock Hudson, Jonas Salk, Prince Charles, Leon Trotsky.

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SCORPIO Rulers: Mars and Pluto. Pluto is the symbol of unconsciousness Pluto was the god of the Underworld is associated with the problems of its time of discovery in 1930- authoritarian governments, war, gangsters and unstable economics. It also governs death, hidden truths, secrets and great power.

Your ideal pet:
SCORPIO
23 October - 21 November

You are fiercely loyal to your pets and have a long-term commitment.

You are a good pet owner because you see it as a life-long commitment. Once a Scorpio has made a commitment to an animal it's total. You'll be completely dedicated and expect, and get, the same unswerving loyalty in return. You treat your animal friends much better than you do their human counterparts! 

Scorpio has a very mystical side and you are particularly intrigued by the occult significance of cats. Just like the ancient Egyptians and the sorcerers of old, cats still hold for you a special magical significance. You are likely to choose a black cat or one with the mysterious emerald-green eyes of a psychic. You may even choose an unusual breed such as a hairless Sphinx or and Egyptian Mau.

You are very aware of animal emotions and respond well to animals that sense human feelings. Consequently, Scorpios are very good at training animals because they respond to your mental commands. You may be good at training horses and will certainly be good at training dogs. You like a spirited and intelligent dog. Courage and intelligence is more important than looks. You would like dogs that you can train to perfection such as Sheepdogs, Labradors and the Airdale Terrier- which incidentally used to be used by the police before Alsatians.