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 What
Happens when your relationship with your
Pisces Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Pisces Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Pisces and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Pisces
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
PISCES
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
 The
Pisces Personality: Irrational Pisces are as slippery
as the fish that symbolises their sign. They use double-speak
and never give a straight answer even if they could. They
are sly and non-commital. This bewildering vagueness can
trick people to comply with their wishes just as fish get
tricked into the fisherman's nets. Never trust them, they
will fain innocence in order to get help from others. They
are habitually lazy and manipulative. A Piscean will work
you to the bone. They are best suited to careers where the
work can be delegated ideally as 'the inspector of finished
works'.
The
Pisces Lover: Most people find their constant need for
emotional reassurance irritating. Pisceans hunger for love
hoping that it may offer and escape from their futile lives.
They will cling to you like a fish on a hook.
Pisces
Year Ahead: With two eclipses falling in your sign this
is an important year for you. Make sure that you put extra
effort into getting people to work harder for you. Get a
Capricorn to run your errands.
Famous
Pisces Personalities: None.
 Pisces:
faceless nobodies
Ruler:
Neptune,
the planet of addiction.
Keynotes: Bewildered
but slippery deceiver.
Lucky material: Moonstone,
aquamarine.
Lucky day: Thursday
Herbs and plants: Poppy,
asparagus and billerries.
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