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 What
Happens when your relationship with your
Gemini Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Gemini Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Gemini and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Gemini
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
GEMINI
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
 The
Gemini Personality: Gemini will always get what they
want because they are masters of deceit and flattery. They
love being unfaithful and are always deliberately late for
a date but expects you to be punctual. They turn being selfish
into an art form and will make you spend all your money
so they can save their own. Sometimes they can be good listeners
but only because they want to hear every juicy bit of gossip
that may prove useful to their schemes. Should not join
the police force but make excellent actresses, salespeople,
and pizza delivery boys.
The
Gemini Lover: Gemini are so obsessed by their own good
looks that they'll appear to not even notice you. And make
sure you take your purse when you go out on that special
date for it's certain that you'll be the one to foot the
bill.
Gemini
Year Ahead: To get on in your career you must delegate
responsibility. Give the dull jobs to a Taurus and seduce
a vulnerable Cancerian. Put yourself first this year.
Famous
Gemini Personalities: Joan Collins, Attila the Hun,
Nero
 Attila
the Hun: Gemini just loves causing conflict.
Ruler:
Mercury,
the planet of gossip.
Keynotes: Schizophrenic
liar who loves to shop with your money.
Lucky material: Agate,
Beryl and polystyrene.
Lucky day: Wednesday
Herbs and plants: Liquorice,
Cannabis and Magic Mushroom.
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