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What
Happens when your relationship with your
Capricorn Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Capricorn Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Capricorn and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Capricorn
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
CAPRICORN
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
The
Capricorn Personality: They are proud of the fact that
they are the most opinionated and self-centred sign of the
zodiac. And it's true because they are always right. Cruel
Capricorn puts ambition ahead of personal relationships
which can be jettisoned as needed. Bluntness is their middle
name. They may sound interesting people but in reality they
are old-fashioned and tiresome. They will live to a ripe
old age just to spite everyone. Capricorns are hopeless
comedians but make excellent undertakers, journalists and
butchers.
The
Capricorn Lover: Their voracious sexual appetite is
almost as intense as their greed for power. They are stingey
with their affections but generous with their critisism
of you.
Capricorn
Year Ahead: Travel is high on the agenda this year but
not only for pleasure. Just when you thought you could put
your feet up along comes someone else with errands to run.
Famous
Capricorn Personalities: Rowan Atkinson, Joseph Stalin,
Jesus.
Capricorn:
star sign of shame
Ruler:
Saturn,
the depressing planet of restraint.
Keynotes: The
tiresome, old-fashioned know-it-all.
Lucky material: Garnet,
Lead and radioactive Uranium
Lucky day: Saturday
Herbs and plants: Hemlock,
deadly nightshade and Chestnut
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