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 What
Happens when your relationship with your
Cancer Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Cancer Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Cancer and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Cancer
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
CANCER
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
 The
Cancer Personality: Cancerians are like and emotional
pressure cooker without a valve. They get so stressed-out
that their normally shy behaviour can turn on others like
a sudden earthquake. They worry to the point of paranoia
and feel that everyone either uses them or ignores them.
Most have an Oedipus complex. They also love to moan about
everyone and enjoy gloating when someone's done better in
life than you have. They employ cunning tricks to get what
they want. Cancerians make useless psychologists but are
excellent patients. They are better off not having a career.
The
Cancer Lover: If you enjoy being stressed then a Cancerian
would make your perfect partner. They are so devote and
loyal that it's sickening.
Cancer
Year Ahead: You must try to overcome the feeling that
everyone uses you. A Christmas Eve announcement by an Aries
brings a big festive surprise. (See the aries
star sign to discover what this could be)
Famous
Cancer Personalities: The Butcher of Bengal*, Richard
Wilson,
* A personal friend of the author. (Does
an excellent Garlic Sausage) .
 Butchery
is a favourite Cancerian pastime
Ruler:
The
Moon, the ruler of insipid sentimentality and insanity.
Keynotes: The
melodramatic whiner who's paranoid with worry.
Lucky material: Silver,
Cat's Eye and 'lucky' pearl.
Lucky day: None
Herbs and plants: Pumpkin,
Lettuce and Turnip.
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