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 What
Happens when your relationship with your
Aries Lover goes wrong? We could have told
you he's a rat! Aries Bah! - We saw him/her coming! We told
you so... Now read all the horrible things about Aries and
discover why it all went so horribly wrong! Next time you
may want to call our Psychic Phone lines to get some sensible
advice about the way ahead!
Aries
Love Advice:
JUST DUMP HIM!
(And for a bit more fun have a look at the rest of our
Dark Side of the Signs Love
Matches - when it comes to love and relationships
it looks like we're all on a slipper slope!)
ARIES
RELATIONSHIPS
- YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH WITH A CAD!
 The
Aries Personality: Aries are at their worst during adolescence
and are the 'young offender' of the zodiac. They are a fire
sign and their love of this element may tempt them to burn
down famous buildings or start wars. Once they've matured
it's important to allow them to run the show. If they are
thwarted in any way they'll do much more than stamp their
feet. They may try to fight or humiliate those who interfere
with their megalomaniac plans. They make terrible social
workers but excellent soldiers, politicians and tax inspectors..
The
Aries Lover: Aries love anything connected with domination
and pain. Sadism and satanic ritual are their way of saying
'I love you'.
Aries
Year Ahead: Once Saturn leaves your sign on June 9th
you will be able to force friends to agree with your decision.
A career change is likely. December sees your ruler Mars
in your opposite sign meaning that Christmas Eve would be
a good time to end a relationship.
Famous
Aries Personalities: Michael Heseltine, Leonard Nimoy
, Van Gogh.
 Hitler:
a typical Aries
(Actually
he was a Taurus but who cares? He's still a typical nasty
little Aries in our book!)
Ruler:
Mars, the planet of war.
Keynotes:
The quick-tempered egotist who like
to be vulgar.
Lucky
material: Iron, steel, bloodstone.
Lucky
day: Tuesday
Herbs
and plants: Thistle, Nettles
and Wormwood..
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