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The Dark Side of the Stars |
Funny Horoscopes - Your
True Horoscope
Explained
 When you study astrology
you soon realise that there are both positive AND negative
sides to every sign of the zodiac. Normally the descriptions
you read in the press are so sweet, superficial and
flattering that we are left wondering why the world
has so many troubles if everyone's so nice.
It all depends on which things we emphasise.
Nobody wants to read bad things about themselves but we love
to know the gossip and scandal about everyone else. Now's
your opportunity to take a hard look at the stars so that
you can point out everyone else's faults.
Perhaps you can
recognise your partner's character in one of these sun signs?
All of the following is based on real astrology and the predictions
are made upon the true positions of the planets. The difference
is my dark interpretation
You
would be amazed how many complaints I have had about
this section from people who have taken these pages
seriously. These have mainly been mainly from fat Taureans
and nasty Scorpios of course.
Although most Taureans
are clearly very fat indeed that does not necessarily
mean than all Taureans are fat and I do know of a couple
of exceptions myself. Similarly, someone, somewhere
probably knows of a nice Scorpio or Aries. Please enjoy
these stars readings in the spirit they are intended:
Read em and weep!
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